All You Owe The Public Is A

"the Whole World Is Three Drinks Behind. If Everyone In The World Would Take Three Drinks, We Would Have No Trouble. If Stalin, Truman And Everybody Else In The World Had Three Drinks Right Now, We’d All Loosen Up And We Wouldn’t Need The United Nations.

Physically, I’m Not Tough. I May Think Tough. I Would Say I’m Kinda Tough And Calloused Inside. I Could Use A Foot More In Height And Fifty More Pounds And Fifteen Years Off My Age And Then God Help All You Bastards.

Awards Are Meaningless For Actors, Unless They All Play The Same Part.

Things Are Never So Bad They Can't Be Made Worse.

The Problem With The World Is That Everyone Is A Few Drinks Behind.