All Poetry Is Misrepresentation.

[i]n Principle And In Practice, In A Right Track And In A Wrong One, The Rarest Of All Human Qualities Is Consistency.

By Utility Is Meant That Property Is Any Object, Whereby It Tends To Produce Benefit, Advantage, Pleasure, Good, Or Happiness(all This In The Present Case Come To The Same Thing) Or (what Comes Again To The Same Thing) To Prevent The Happening Of Mischief, Pain, Evil Or Unhappiness To The Party Who Whose Is Considered: If That Party Be The Community In General, Then The Happiness Of The Community; If A Particular Individual; Then The Happiness Of That Individual

O Logic: Born Gatekeeper To The Temple Of Science, Victim Of Capricious Destiny: Doomed Hitherto To Be The Drudge Of Pedants: Come To The Aid Of Thy Master, Legislation

Publicity Is The Very Soul Of Justice. It Is The Keenest Spur To Exertion, And The Surest Of All Guards Against Improbity.

I Don't Care Whether Animals Are Capable Of Thinking; All I Care About Is That They Are Capable Of Suffering!