All Philosophies, If You Ride Them Home,

When You've Told Someone That You've Left Them A Legacy The Only Decent Thing To Do Is To Die At Once.

Morality Is The Custom Of One's Country And The Current Feeling Of One's Peers.

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.

Books Want To Be Born: I Never Make Them. They Come To Me And Insist On Being Written, And On Being Such And Such.

All Progress Is Based Upon A Universal Innate Desire On The Part Of Every Organism To Live Beyond Its Income.