You Do Have To Love Your Kids

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

When Someone Who Is Known For Being Comedic Does Something Straight, It's Always "a Big Breakthrough" Or A "radical Departure." Why Is Is No One Ever Says That If A Straight Actor Does Comedy? Are They Presuming Comedy Is Easier?

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

Celebrity Was A Long Time In Coming; It Will Go Away. Everything Goes Away.

If Someone Tells You That You Cannot Do Something And You Believe It, They Are Right.