All Of Life’s Riddles Are Answered In

I Got A Flue Shot And Now My Chimney Works Perfectly.

. . . Now You See . . . They' Re Not Fit For Humans . . ." "put Them On Me.

There Are Few Takers For The Quiet Heart.

You Know, A Lot Of People Come To Me And They Say, "steve, How Can You Be So Fucking Funny?" There's A Secret To It, It's No Big Deal. Before I Go Out, I Put A Slice Of Bologna In Each Of My Shoes. So When I'm On Stage, I Feel Funny.

Don't Have Sex Man. It Leads To Kissing And Pretty Soon You Have To Start Talking To Them.