All My Six Husbands Married Me For

I Have Never Liked Bargains When It Came To Sex.

I Never Go To Funerals. To Me A Person Is Dead When He Breathes For The Last Time. After That, Your Memories Should Be Personal.

If I Had My Way Everyone Would Have A Psychiatrist. When The Brain Is Sick And You Must Throw Up, You Do It By Being Purged In A Psychiatrist's Office.

Men Are Fine, Love Is Fine, It's Marriage I'm A Little Disappointed In.

Men Are Most Virile And Most Attractive Between The Ages Of 35 And 55. Under 35 A Man Has Too Much To Learn, And I Don't Have Time To Teach Him.