All My Books Were Easy To Write

If The English Had Deep-dish Pizza They Could Have Kept Their Empire.

I've Said This Before, And I Say It Again. Bagels Can Be An Enormous Power For Good Or For Evil. It Is Up To Us To Decide How We Will Use Them.

I Believe It Is Impossible To Make Sense Of Life In This World Except Through Art.

The Activities Of These Parasites And Degenerates Gave Rise To Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, And Also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, And Mama, Which Is Like Dada Only Nicer.

Well You Know, It's True That As A Fat Person I Run A Greater Risk Of Heart Disease, Diabetes, And A Number Of Other Things. But Guess What? The Amount Of That Risk Is Almost Infinitessimal!