All My Books Were Easy To Write

Looking Back Over My Life So Far I Am Able To Remember Specific Days That Were Perfect. These Tend To Be Days, And Parts Of Days, In Which Nothing In Particular Happened, Except That I Was Utterly Happy.

Well You Know, It's True That As A Fat Person I Run A Greater Risk Of Heart Disease, Diabetes, And A Number Of Other Things. But Guess What? The Amount Of That Risk Is Almost Infinitessimal!

Chickens Have An Uncanny Sense Of Direction.

I Imagine A Child. That Child Is Me. I Can Reconstruct And Vividly Remember Portions Of My Own Childhood. I Can See, Taste, Smell, Feel, And Hear Them. Then What I Do Is, Not Write About That Kid Or About His World, But Start To Think Of A Book That Would Have Pleased Him.

The Activities Of These Parasites And Degenerates Gave Rise To Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, And Also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, And Mama, Which Is Like Dada Only Nicer.