All I Would Like To Say Is

I'm Going To Get Drunk And Insult As Many Musicians From The 80's As Is Humanly Possible.

I'm A Massive Fan Of The Stones, And I Don't Think Anybody Should Deny Them The Right To Carry On Making Music. I Just Wish They Wouldn't Wear Leggings.

Oasis Were The Last Great, Traditional Rock 'n' Roll Band. We Came Along Before The Internet So, If You Wanted To See Us, You Had To Be There. It Makes Me Feel Like A Righteous Old Man.

I Don't Like Being On Television When I'm Playing Live. I Don't Even Like Being On Jools Holland Or Any Of Them Programs.

I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?