All I Ever Wanted To Do Was

When I Was A Practicing Alcoholic, I Was Unbelievable. One Side Effect Was Immense Suspicion: I'd Come Off Tour Like Inspector Clouseau On Acid. 'where's This Cornflake Come From? It Wasn't Here Before.

I Hyperventilate Opening A Box Of Chocolates. I'm The Most Nervous Guy In The World, A Frightened Little Man On Red Alert From When I Wake Until I Go To Sleep. I Was Born With Fear.

Killing A Pig For A Good Old Fry-up Is One Thing. But There's No Excuse For Being Cruel, Even If You're A Bored Teenage Kid.

Thank God For The Bomb. Nuke Ya, Nuke Ya.

I'll Buy Myself Some Plastic Water, I Should Have Married Lennon's Daughter.