All I Ask Of Food Is That

First Shalt Thou Take Out The Holy Pin. Then Shalt Thou Count To Three, No More-no Less. Three Shall Be The Number Thou Shalt Count, And The Number Of The Counting Shall Be Three. Four Shalt Thou Not Count, Neither Count Thou Two, Excepting That Thou Then Proceed To Three. Five Is Right Out. Once The Number Three, Being The Third Number, Be Reached, Then Lobbest Thou Thy Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Towards Thy Foe, Who, Being Naughty In My Sight, Shall Snuff It.

Despite Having Seen A Fair Amount Of The World, I Still Love Travelling - I Just Have An Insatiable Curiosity And Like Looking Out Of A Window.

I Mistrust Total Competence. I've Always Felt Life Is A Series Of Small Disasters We Try To Get Through.

Ronnie Barker Was A Straightforward Man Who Had This Extraordinary Ability To Make The Nation Laugh

My Parents Have Been Married Forty-two Years. I Wonder How Many Of Those Were Happy.