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I Wish I Were A Virgin Again. The Only Fun I Ever Had Was Holding Out.

Middle Age Is The Way You Would Feel About Summer If You Knew There Would Never Be Another Spring.

Young Men Still Desire Women As Much As Ever, Even Though They Don't Want To Marry Them As Much.

A Man Has Only One Escape From His Old Self: To See A Different Self In The Mirror Of Some Woman's Eyes.

I Have Never Met A Man [in The Military], In Or Out Of Uniform, Who Ever Said, "let's Use The Missiles." They Are Even More Terrified That The Bishops, Because A Great Many Of Them Don't Expect To Go To Heaven, Which At Least The Bishops Do.