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East Is East, And West Is San Francisco, According To Californians. Californians Are A Race Of People; They Are Not Merely Inhabitants Of A State.

East Is East, And West Is San Francisco

Take Of London Fog 30 Parts; Malaria 10 Parts, Gas Leaks 20 Parts, Dewdrops Gathered In A Brickyard At Sunrise 25 Parts; Odor Of Honeysuckle 15 Parts. Mix. The Mixture Will Give You An Approximate Conception Of A Nashville Drizzle.

There Is A Saying That No Man Has Tasted The Full Flavour Of Life Until He Has Known Poverty, Love And War. The Justness Of This Reflection Commends It To The Lover Of Condensed Philosophy. The Three Conditions Embrace About All There Is In Life Worth Knowing. A Surface Thinker Might Deem That Wealth Should Be Added To The List. Not So. When A Poor Man Finds A Long-hidden Quarter-dollar That Has Slipped Through A Rip Into His Vest Lining, He Sounds The Pleasure Of Life With A Deeper Plummet Than Any Millionaire Can Hope To Cast.

You Can't Appreciate Home Till You've Left It, Money Till It's Spent, Your Wife Till She's Joined A Woman's Club, Nor Old Glory Till You See It Hanging On A Broomstick On The Shanty Of A Consul In A Foreign Town.