All Decent People Live Beyond Their Incomes;

I Love Americans, But Not When They Try To Talk French. What A Blessing It Is That They Never Try To Talk English.

Never Be A Pioneer. It's The Early Christian That Gets The Fattest Lion.

I Am Not Collecting Copies Of The Cheaper Editions Of Omar Khayyám. I Gave The Last Four That I Received To The Lift-boy, And I Like To Think Of Him Reading Them, With Fitzgerald's Notes, To His Aged Mother. Lift-boys Always Have Aged Mothers; Shows Such Nice Feeling On Their Part, I Think.

Mother, May I Go And Maffick, Tear Around And Hinder Traffic?

To Be Among People Who Are Smothered In Furs When One Hasn't Any Oneself Makes One Want To Break Most Of The Commandments.