All Culture Corrupts, But French Culture Corrupts

We Should Tackle Reality In A Slightly Jokey Way, Otherwise We Miss Its Point.

The National Characteristics... The Restless Metaphysical Curiosity, The Tenderness Of Good Living And The Passionate Individualism. This Is The Invisible Constant In A Place With Which The Ordinary Tourist Can Get In Touch Just By Sitting Quite Quietly Over A Glass Of Wine In A Paris Bistro.

A Woman's Best Love Letters Are Always Written To The Man She Is Betraying.

Life Is Like A Cucumber. One Minute It's In Your Hand, The Next It's Up You Ass.

Gamblers And Lovers Really Play To Lose.