All Children, Except One, Grow Up.

Never Ascribe To An Opponent Motives Meaner Than Your Own.

I Know I'm Not Clever But I'm Always Right.

Oh, The Cleverness Of Me!

If He Thought At All, But I Don't Believe He Ever Thought, It Was That He And His Shadow, When Brought Near Each Other, Would Join Like Drops Of Water.

In England, Justice Is Open To All - Like The Ritz Hotel.