Alien's A Great One. That's A Scary

I Had To Audition For Fandango. When I Read The Script, The Role That Was Interesting - So Everyone Thought - Was The Role That Costner Played. He Was The Cool Guy. And I Read The Script, And My Representation At The Time Said, "that's The Role You Should Read For." And I Was Like, "really? How About I Read For This Other Role." And They Went, "well, You're Not Going To Get That Role."

We [ With Emilio Estevez] Asked If We Could Take Some Things [ In Breakfast Club] That Weren't In The Shooting Draft, But From Earlier Drafts, "can We Maybe Use This?" And Hughes Was Very Amenable To All That. And There Was Some Stuff That I Liked, And I Said, "how About This?" And He Went, "well, We'll Check With Molly [ringwald]. Those Scenes Are With Her. And If She Likes It, Fine." So It Was Just Wonderful. It Was Great.

Santa Jr. I Was A Cop. Yes, I Was Officially Santa. But A Younger Santa. He Goes Young, Clean-shaven, To How We Imagine Santa With All The White Hair And Beard And "ho Ho Ho." Kind Of Funny.

It's Like They Talk About How American Actors Have The Method And English Actors Just Kind Of Switch Views Faster. And John [hurt] Is Telling Me The Story As He's Sitting In That Witness Chair, And They're Putting The Final Touches Of Makeup On. And He Goes, "hold On A Second," To Stop His Story So He Can Do The Take. And He Does This Incredible Take. They Go, "cut." And Then Immediately John Goes, "anyways, So Alec, He's Playing The Chess." And I'm Just Going, "holy Crap." You Get Whiplash From Those Kinds Of Quick Turns!

Trace Adkins Doesn't Talk Too Much, But When He Does He's Got Great Stories. He's Lived A Great Life.