Alec Baldwin Is So Funny.

Going Out To Look For A Date, I Don't Have To Do That. They Come To Me.

My Suit Blew Up Into A Parachute. All This Water Rushed In, There's Air, Water In There. I Was Freaking Out.

That's The Quickest Way To My Heart: Laughter.

When I Was A Kid, I Looked Up To An Olympian Superstar. I Won't Mention His Name But When I Asked For His Autograph He Said, 'no.'

I Might Wear My Pink Speedo. I Think I Should.