Alec Baldwin Is So Funny.

For Those Who Are Understood No Need To Explain

Abe Lincoln Is My Favorite President Of All Time - And He Pulls Off That Top Hat Pretty Well.

My Senior Year Of High School, When I Was Getting Recruited For College, My Dad Goes To Me, 'you Can Become An Olympic Champion.' And That's The First Time That I'd Heard Someone Else Say That To Me. I Was Like, 'uh, Are You Talking To Me?'

These Are My Shoes That I Designed From Top To The Very Sole To The Very Top To The Bottom. Laces.

I Might Wear My Pink Speedo. I Think I Should.