Albert Einstein Didn't Care Where He Lived.

Nothing Succeeds Like Address.

I Never Wanted To Have Any Extra Money, If It Meant Having To Have Any Extra Work.

I Do Not Think Everyone Is Created Equal. In Fact, I Know They're Not. [the Constitution] Means That Everyone Should Have The Same Laws As Everyone Else. It Doesn't Mean That Everyone's As Smart Or As Cute Or As Lucky As Everyone Else.

While Clothes With Pictures And/or Writing On Them Are Not Entirely An Invention Of The Modern Age, They Are An Unpleasant Indication Of The General State Of Things. ... I Mean, Be Realistic. If People Don't Want To Listen To You, What Makes You Think They Want To Hear From Your Sweater?

Writers Have Problems Writing Sex Scenes, Because Writing One Really Well Is Pornography.