Alas! The Joys That Fortune Brings Are

A Book May Be Very Amusing With Numerous Errors, Or It May Be Very Dull Without A Single Absurdity.

If We Do Not Find Happiness In The Present Moment, In What Shall We Find It?

If You Were To Make Little Fishes Talk, They Would Talk Like Whales.

Life At The Greatest And Best Is But A Froward Child, That Must Be Humored And Coaxed A Little Till It Falls Asleep, And Then All The Care Is Over.

I Chose My Wife, As She Did Her Wedding Gown, For Qualities That Would Wear Well.