Air Canada. That's A Good Name For

A Two-pound Turkey And A Fifty-pound Cranberry-that's Thanksgiving Dinner At Three Mile Island.

Like Their Parents, Kids Flock To See James Bond And Derek Flint Movies - Outrageously Antiheroic Heroes Who Break All The Taboos, Making Attractive The Very Things The Kids Are Told They Shouldn't Do Themselves.

I Get Sick Of That Old Rationalization, "we're Staying Together Because Of The Children." Kids Couldn't Be More Miserable Living With Parents Who Can't Stand Each Other. They're Far Better Off If There's An Honest, Clean Divorce.

Never Ask Your Wife If She Still Hears From Her Old Pimp.

Air Canada. That's A Good Name For A Canadian Airline.