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For Days After Death Hair And Fingernails Continue To Grow, But Phone Calls Taper Off.

Happiness Is Being Stuck In An Elevator And Discovering The Ravishing Blonde With You Is A Liquor Salesman With A Case Of Samples.

An Oxymoron? What's That? A Moron Who Studies At Oxford?

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.

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