Ahhh, Wade. Wade, You're Just So Stupid.

You Want The Next Big Thing? Let Me Take My Pants Off!

Easy, Curious George! Get Your Grubby Hands Off Of That Wheel!

My Life Is Being Ruined By The Internet!

Yes I Have A Belt. I Wear Big Pants Because My Ass Is Huge. So I Can't Go To A Store By Off The Rack A Size That Is Appropriate For My Waist Because They Don't Fit My Ass!

I Learn From Everybody I Work With, And You Learn, Every Single Day. I Can Learn From Anyone. Being Fortunate Enough To Perform In Front Of A Changing Live Audience, Every Night, You Learn From Everybody. Everyone Has An Opinion And They'll Let You Know.