Ahhh, Wade. Wade, You're Just So Stupid.

Just Received Western Union Tellagram Via Carrier Pigieon From Mexican Cousin Juan, Apparently He Just Got Hired By Wwe...and Would Like Me To Watch His First Match Tonight In Salisbury Md, I'll Be There.

I Am A Champion Who Makes An Impact.

Lita On The Other Hand, She's Rated Nc-17, Which Means No Cold Sores In 17 Days.

Trust Me, ... I Know Where My Heart Is And My Heart's Right Here. I'm Going To Keep Doing Everything Because I Love To Do It, But I Will Never Sacrifice My Time Between The Ropes. That's No Shot To Anybody. Everybody's Got Different Career Paths. This Is Mine.

Easy, Curious George! Get Your Grubby Hands Off Of That Wheel!