Ah, Yes. I Remember My First Beer.

I'm Tired Of Wasting Letters When Punctuation Will Do, Period.

No Art Comes From The Conscious Mind.

I Always Felt The Audience Sorta Tolerated The Serious Musical Parts While I Was Doing My Comedy.

I Handed In A Script Last Year And The Studio Didn't Change One Word. The Word They Didn't Change Was On Page 87.

I Believe Entertainment Can Aspire To Be Art, And Can Become Art, But If You Set Out To Make Art You're An Idiot.