Ah, There Are No Longer Any Children!

I Always Do The First Line Well, But I Have Trouble Doing The Others.

Hypocrisy Is A Fashionable Vice, And All Fashionable Vices Pass For Virtue.

I Want People To Be Sincere; A Man Of Honor Shouldn't Speak A Single Word That Doesn't Come Straight From His Heart.

It's An Odd Job, Making Decent People Laugh.

A Good Husband Be The Best Sort Of Plaster For To Cure A Young Woman's Ailments.