Ah, Gentle Dames! It Gars Me Greet

For Thus The Royal Mandate Ran, When First The Human Race Began, "the Social, Friendly Honest Man, Whate'er He Be, Tis He Fulfils Great Nature's Plan, And None But He!"

An Atheist's Laugh 's A Poor Exchange For Deity Offended!

When Matters Are Desperate We Must Put On A Desperate Face.

Man's Inhumanity To Man Makes Countless Thousands Mourn!

While Europe's Eye Is Fix'd On Mighty Things, The Fate Of Empires And The Fall Of Kings; While Quacks Of State Must Each Produce His Plan, And Even Children Lisp The Rights Of Man; Amid This Mighty Fuss Just Let Me Mention, The Rights Of Woman Merit Some Attention.