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When Charles First Saw Our Child Mary, He Said All The Proper Things For A New Father. He Looked Upon The Poor Little Red Thing And Blurted, "she's More Beautiful Than The Brooklyn Bridge."

At 50, You Need To Laugh About Your Age. If You Don't, Everybody Else Will Do It For You. Happy Birthday, Old Chum!

Science Has Taught Us To Lengthen Life. Now We Must Learn To Make A Longer Life Worth Living. Older People Deserve Choices That Let Us Live Out Our Days As We Wish. We've Seen People Making Such Choices All Over America, And We Realize What We Might Have Known From The Start: For Most Of Us, There Really Is No Place Like Home.

The Theatre Demanded Of Its Members Stamina, Good Digestion, The Ability To Adjust, And A Strong Sense Of Humor. There Was No Discomfort An Actor Didn't Learn To Endure. To Survive, We Had To Be Horses And We Were.

We May Be Living In The Twentieth Century, In Resplendent Sophistication. But Deep Down, Most Of Us Find Ourselves Still In The Stone Age Of Superstition.