After Getting The First Hundred Pounds, It

If The Elbow Had Been Placed Closer To The Hand, The Forearm Would Have Been Too Short To Bring The Glass To The Mouth; And If It Had Been Closer To The Shoulder, The Forearm Would Have Been So Long That It Would Have Carried The Glass Beyond The Mouth.

Wealth Is Not His That Has It, But His That Enjoys It.

Twas Noah Who First Planted The Vine And Mended His Morals By Drinking Its Wine.

He Who Would Trade Liberty For Some Temporary Security, Deserves Neither Liberty Nor Security.

I Wake Up Every Morning At Nine And Grab For The Morning Paper. Then I Look At The Obituary Page. If My Name Is Not On It, I Get Up.