After All, The Wrong Road Always Leads

We Must Always Think About Things, And We Must Think About Things As They Are, Not As They Are Said To Be.

There Is Only One Person An English Girl Hates More Than She Hates Her Elder Sister; And That Is Her Mother.

Of All The Anti-social Vested Interests The Worst Is The Vested Interest In Ill-health.

The Epithet Beautiful Is Used By Surgeons To Describe Operations Which Their Patients Describe As Ghastly, By Physicists To Describe Methods Of Measurement Which Leave Sentimentalists Cold, By Lawyers To Describe Cases Which Ruin All The Parties To Them, And By Lovers To Describe The Objects Of Their Infatuation, However Unattractive They May Appear To The Unaffected Spectators.

Well, Sir, You Never Can Tell. That's A Principle In Life With Me, Sir, If You'll Excuse My Having Such A Thing.