Adultery Is The Application Of Democracy To

No One In This World, So Far As I Know - And I Have Searched The Records For Years, And Employed Agents To Help Me - Has Ever Lost Money By Underestimating The Intelligence Of The Great Masses Of The Plain People.

Alimony - The Ransom That The Happy Pay To The Devil.

Jealousy Is The Theory That Some Other Fellow Has Just As Little Taste.

Democracy Is The Theory That The Common People Know What They Want, And Deserve To Get It Good And Hard.

All Great Religions, In Order To Escape Absurdity, Have To Admit A Dilution Of Agnosticism. It Is Only The Savage, Whether Of The African Bush Or The American Gospel Tent, Who Pretends To Know The Will And Intent Of God Exactly And Completely.