Actually,i Am A Failed Anorexic. I Have

My Father Was A Joyous, Joyous Spirit, He Really Was. He Was A Hedonist, That Was Just - He Enjoyed Life, Thrust Up To The Elbows With It. He Was A Terrible Father. I Don't Know That He Was Parented That Well.

I Did Google Myself Recentle - Without Lubricant. I Don't Recommend It.

My Mom Had The Breakdown For The Family, And I Went Into Therapy For All Of Us.

Me Being An Actor Was An Accident, And Not Something I Wanted To Do, Because I Knew What Happened Eventually. Yeah, Maybe You'd Get Famous, But Then You Wouldn't Be Famous Anymore. Then You'd Have To Scramble To Get Back To Where You Were, And Chances Are, You Wouldn't.

I Guess, As They Say, I Never Acquired A Taste For [caviar].