Acting Is The Perfect Idiot's Profession.

I Don't Believe In Religion. I Believe The Example Of Christ. I Believe In The Example Of A Perfect Human Being That If You Can Live For Other People Away From Yourself You Will Be Happy. If You Live For Yourself You Will Be Unhappy And Then You Will Not Be Able To Sleep Or Do Anything Else... Finally. I Think Insofar, And I Really Believe This, Insofar As People Do Live With The Other Fellow [god] In Mind, They Have To Be Happy You Know? Because It Raises You Up.

If You Obey All The Rules You Miss All The Fun.

I Would Have Made A Terrible Parent. The First Time My Child Didn't Do What I Wanted, I'd Kill Him.

As One Goes Through Life, One Learns That If You Don't Paddle Your Own Canoe, You Don't Move.

I Don't Believe In Marriage. It's Bloody Impractical. 'to Love, Honor, And Obey.' If It Weren't, You Wouldn't Have To Sign A Contract.