Acting Is An Empty And Useless Profession.

I Thank You For Not Snoring.

Sometimes You Just Get The Feeling That Here It Is 11o'clock In The Morning And You're Not In School.

Tell Me, Do You Spend Time With Your Family? Good. Because A Man Who Doesn't Spend Time With His Family Can Never Be A Real Man.

The Principal Benefit Acting Has Afforded Me Is The Money To Pay For My Psychoanalysis.

I'm Going To Make Him An Offer He Can't Refuse.