I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle

Life Is Like Breakfast: You Just Mix All Ingredients 'cause In Your Stomach It Will All Come Together.

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.

I Had Trouble Fitting In, In A Musical Sense. A Lot Of Drummers Get Sidetracked By The Instrument. It Can Engulf You.