Accountability, N. The Mother Of Caution.

Diary, N. A Daily Record Of That Part Of One's Life, Which He Can Relate To Himself Without Blushing.

Zigzag, V.t. To Move Forward Uncertainly, From Side To Side, As One Carrying The White Man's Burden.

Responsibility, N. A Detachable Burden Easily Shifted To The Shoulders Of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck Or One's Neighbor. In The Days Of Astrology It Was Customary To Unload It Upon A Star.

Theosophy, N. An Ancient Faith Having All The Certitude Of Religion And All The Mystery Of Science.

The Most Intolerant Advocate Is He Who Is Trying To Convince Himself.