Accountability, N. The Mother Of Caution.

Patience, N. A Minor Form Of Dispair, Disguised As A Virtue.

Destiny: A Tyrant's Authority For Crime And A Fool's Excuse For Failure.

Fidelity - A Virtue Peculiar To Those Who Are About To Be Betrayed.

Understanding, N. A Cerebral Secretion That Enables One Having It To Know A House From A Horse By The Roof On The House. Its Nature And Laws Have Been Exhaustively Expounded By Locke, Who Rode A House, And Kant, Who Lived In A Horse.

When You Have Made A Catalogue Of Your Friend's Faults It Is Only Fair To Supply Him With A Duplicate, So That He May Know Yours.