Accepting Blame When It's Not Really Due

I Made My Money The Old-fashioned Way. I Was Very Nice To A Wealthy Relative Right Before He Died.

If You Want Understanding Try Giving Some.

Most Of Us Are Better When Things Go Better.

Why, Just A Couple Of Economic Seasons Ago, Was Idle Cash Considered An Indication Of Bad Management Or Lazy Management? Because It Meant That Management Didn't Have This Money Out At Work ... Now Look. Presto! A New Fashion! Cash Is Back In! Denigrating Liquidity Has Dropped Quicker Than Hemlines. A Management Is Now Saluted If It Has Some Cash, Some Liquidity, Doesn't Have To Go To The Money Market At Huge Interest Rates To Get The Wherewithal To Keep Going And Growing. Along With Ben Franklin, My Father And Your Father Would Understand And Applaud This New Economic Fashion.

Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.