Abortion Is A Woman's Right.

The Thing Women Have Yet To Learn Is Nobody Gives You Power. You Just Take It.

You May Marry The Man Of Your Dreams, Ladies, But Fourteen Years Later You're Married To A Couch That Burps.

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I'm Either Mentally Ill Or Jewish. I Can't Sometimes Tell The Difference.

I Thank God For Creating Gay Men. Because If It Wasn't For Them, Us Fat Women Would Have No One To Dance With.