A Yawn Is A Silent Shout.

Education Is The Period During Which You Are Being Instructed By Somebody You Do Not Know, About Something You Do Not Want To Know.

Circumstances Break Men's Bones; It Has Never Been Shown That They Break Men's Optimism.

Adventure Is The Champagne Of Life, But I Prefer My Champagne And My Adventures Dry.

The Greenhorn Is The Ultimate Victor In Everything; It Is He That Gets The Most Out Of Life.

The Wisest Thing In The World Is To Cry Out Before You Are Hurt. It Is No Good To Cry Out After You Are Hurt; Especially After You Are Mortally Hurt. People Talk About The Impatience Of The Populace; But Sound Historians Know That Most Tyrannies Have Been Possible Because Men Moved Too Late. It Is Often Essential To Resist A Tyranny Before It Exists.