A Woman's Gifts Will Make Room For

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, And Eddie Cantor... Help Us Keep Our Balance.

When I Was Little, My Mother Taught Me How To Use A Fork And Knife. The Trouble Is That Mother Forget To Teach Me How To Stop Using Them!

You Can Best Fight Any Existing Evil From The Inside.

I'd Rather Make $700 A Week Playing A Maid Than Earn $7 A Day Being A Maid.

I Am Loathe To Get Married Again. I've Been Married Enough; I Just Prefer To Forget It.