A Woman Is As Old As She

People Tolerate Those They Fear Further Than Those They Love.

A Young Man Is A Theory, An Old Man Is A Fact.

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.

About All Some Men Accomplish In Life Is To Send A Son To Harvard.

Most Of Us Are Either Too Think To Enjoy Eating, Or Too Fat To Enjoy Walking.