A Woman Is As Old As She

Nothing Is Wonderful When You Get Used To It.

No Scheme Pays As Well As Legitimate Business.

In Thousands Of Years There Has Been No Advance In Public Morals, In Philosophy, In Religion Or In Politics, But The Advance In Business Has Been The Greatest Miracle The World Has Ever Known.

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.