A Woman Can Produce What No Man

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.

They Say That Women Talk Too Much. If You Have Worked In Congress You Know That The Filibuster Was Invented By Men.

There Is Nothing Like A Good Dose Of Another Woman To Make A Man Appreciate His Wife.

H. L. Mencken Told Me Once That He Answered All His Mail, Pleasant And Unpleasant, With Just One Line, 'you May Be Right.' That's The Way I Feel Now. It Is In The Realm Of Possibility, Just Barely, That I Could Be The One Who's Wrong.

Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals - With No Cure Except As A Guillotine Might Be Called A Cure For Dandruff.