A Wife Lasts Only For The Length

My Mind Can Never Know My Body, Although It Has Become Quite Friendly With My Legs.

No Matter What You Do There Will Be Critics.

I Love Baseball. You Know, It Doesn’t Have To Mean Anything. It’s Just Very Beautiful To Watch.

I Said This To My Daughter, If You Don't Practice The Guitar, When You Get Older You Wouldn't Be Able To Play It. It's That Simple. If You Want To Play The Guitar, You Put A Half Hour In Everyday, But You Have To Do It.

There's Nothing Wrong With You That A Little Prozac And A Polo Mallet Can't Cure.