A Trick I've Learned Is To Eat

I Was Dating This Guy And We Would Spend All Day Text Messaging Each Other. And He Thought That He Could Tell That He Liked Me More Because He Actually Spelt The Word 'you' And I Just Put The Letter 'u'.

If I Am Going To Be The Future Bloody Queen Of England I'm Going To Wear That Dress Once Because I'm Giving Up The Rest Of My Life, All Of My Privacy. At Least I Can Get A New Dress Every Day!

To Wake Up In England And Have The Newspaper On Your Front Door With A Headline That Says, 'ozzie's Beach Whale Of A Daughter,' Doesn't Really Do Much For Your Self-esteem At All.

I Feel Good In My Own Skin Because I've Accepted The Fact That I'm Me. That's What's So Great About Being Alive And Being On This Planet: Everybody's Different.

I Can't Lie, I Did A Lot Of Really, Really Stupid Things, And It Was Because It Was My Way Of Crying For Help.