A Trial Is Two Narratives Competing For

A Novel Is Like A Sausage. You Might Like The Final Taste But You Don't Want To See How It Was Made.

Writers Always Say, 'i Always Knew I Wanted To Be A Writer; When I Was A Three-month-old Foetus A Pen Formed In My Hand And I Began To Scratch My First Story On The Inside Of My Mother's Womb.' I Started Later, In My Early Twenties.

I Try To Stress To My Children That Buying Something Never Leads To True Happiness.

I Once Worked As A Tour Guide In The Costa Del Sol Of Spain.

Frankly I'm Fairly Boring Or Fairly Busy. Between Writing And Family, I Have Little Time For Anything Else.