A Tree Falls The Way It Leans.

I've Been To The Leaning Tower Of Pisa. It's A Tower, And It's Leaning. You Look At It, But Nothing Happens, So Then You Look For Someplace To Get A Sandwich.

Everybody Needs Money. That's Why They Call It Money.

The Choices We Make, Dictate The Lives We Lead.

Of Course I've Got Lawyers. They Are Like Nuclear Weapons, I've Got Em 'cause Everyone Else Has. But As Soon As You Use Them They Screw Everything Up.

It's Just An Ice Bucket With A Bottle In It. The Two Flute Glasses Are Little Tray. I Got To Shut The Curtains. I'm In My Boxer Shorts And Shirt. I'm Going To Take A Bath And Go To Bed. But I Want To Shut The Blinds So It's Really Dark In The Room.