A Teddy Bear Does Not Depend Upon

A Cat Is A Regency Gentleman--elegant Of Pose, Exquisite Of Manner, With Spotless Linen And An Enthusiasm For Bare Knuckle Fights, Rampaging Love Affairs, Duels By Moonlight And The Singing Of Glees. He Expects Immaculate Service From His Domestic Staff, And Possesses A Range Of Invective That Would Make A Navy Blanch.

Integrity Rings Like Fine Glass. True, Clear, And Reassuring.

Sisters Never Quite Forgive Each Other For What Happened When They Were Five.

Always Smile Back At Little Children. To Ignore Them Is To Destroy Their Belief That The World Is Good.

Cats Can Work Out Mathematically The Exact Place To Sit That Will Cause Most Inconvenience.