A Sure Cure For Boredom: Fast Until

I Tried Self-sacrifice A Couple Of Times In My Youth.

Vice Is A Dreary Business. And Virtue Is Not A Lot Of Fun, Either.

Self-inflicted Misery Smirks Under Its Crown Of Thorns.

If I Play Hard To Get, Soon The Phone Stops Ringing Altogether.

Truth Can Remain Silent. Lies Must Be Spoken.