A Sure Cure For Boredom: Fast Until

Like Other High Subjects, The Law Gives No Ground To Common Sense.

I Trust You Because I Need You.

Electricity, Water, Gas, And Steam Course Through The Walls Of My Building, Keeping It Alive.

The Magic Of Procedure: Do This After That And Thus Before So; Then Your Wish Will Be Granted.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.