A Statesman Who Shakes The Fruit Trees

At War With Savages And Idiots. To Be A Frenchman Abroad Is To Be Miserable; To Be An American Abroad Is To Make Others Miserable.

Religions Are Conclusions For Which The Facts Of Nature Supply No Major Premises.

Callous, Adj. Gifted With Great Fortitude To Bear The Evils Afflicting Another.

Reverence For The Supreme Being, Based Upon His Supposed Resemblance To Man. The Pig Is Taught By Sermons And Epistles / To Think The God Of Swine Has Snout And Bristles.

Forgetfulness - A Gift Of God Bestowed Upon Debtors In Compensation For Their Destitution Of Conscience.