A Song Is A Poem Set To

I Am A Fan Of History.

A Monkey Was The President, Though Maybe Not The First. And There Was Peace And Harmony Throughout The Universe.

Nobody Knows A Hit Before It's A Hit.

Religion Is A Strange, Wonderful Thing. More Crimes Have Been Committed In The Name Of Righteousness Than Any Other Notion.

I Have Had Hundreds Of People Work For Me Over The Years, And I Don't Think I Ever Fired Anybody.