A Soldier Is An Anachronism Of Which

Find Enough Clever Things To Say, And You're A Prime Minister; Write Them Down And You're A Shakespeare.

Do Not Try To Live Forever. You Will Not Succeed.

Make It A Rule Never To Give A Child A Book You Would Not Read Yourself.

Audacious Ribald: Your Laughter Will Finish In Hideous Boredom Before Morning.

The Function Of Comedy Is To Dispelunconsciousness By Turning The Searchlight Of The Keenest Moral And Intellectual Analysisright On To It.