A Sense Of Humor Is A Major

Women Are Never Landlocked: They're Always Mere Minutes Away From The Briny Deep Of Tears.

If You Hate Your Lot But Wouldn't Trade It, It's Not Your Lot You Hate.

We Have A Terror Of Seeming To Exert Ourselves, Lest It Be Noticed That We Exerted Ourselves And Did Not Succeed.

The Poor Have The Same Basic Pleasures As The Rich, And The Rich Will Always Resent It.

We Always Prefer War On Our Own Terms To Peace On Someone Else's.