A Revolution Is A Violent Change Of

Life - A Spiritual Pickle Preserving The Body From Decay.

Noise, N. A Stench In The Ear. Undomesticated Music. The Chief Product And Authenticating Sign Of Civilization.

Proboscis, N. The Rudimentary Organ Of An Elephant Which Serves Him In Place Of The Knife-and-fork That Evolution Has As Yet Denied Him. For Purposes Of Humor It Is Popularly Called A Trunk.

Wine, Madam, Is God's Next Best Gift To Man.

Truth - An Ingenious Compound Of Desirability And Appearance.